If you don’t know this is the First Lady of Cameroon, Chantal Biya:

Tammy Faye-Burkina Faso

The Pope’s first visit to the Thunderdome

At least once a month he says, “Stop it you’re hurting me.”

Checkmate! She can move like a King or a Queen

Tranny Tips: It’s a guy if you can tell which one is paying for dinner

I can’t mention international chick-dudes without mentioning this ma-lady, Andre J:

Yes it’s me Abe Lincoln. The Time Machine malfunctioned horribly.

I used to see Andre J alot walking around the Village and Chelsea. So much so, I thought he was my Jim Morrison’s Naked Indian. You never look as crazy as asking someone on the street, “Did you see that Abe Lincoln Tranny?”
 

I knew he didn’t work because I always saw him during the day shopping, or just wandering the streets. It’s not like he could get a city job. After googling “abe lincoln beard tranny” I finally found my answer. Of course, he’s a Vogue Fashion Model:

This year is all about bearded trannys and satin snuggies.

Andre J grew up in the projects of Newark. If you grow up in the ghetto and decide to dress like that, cheers! I’d tell him he had a real set of balls, if I didn’t think he’d take it as insult.
 

Karnac the Fabulous

WINDCHIMES

The envelope please. The question is, “What do you call a hermaphrodite’s penis.”

Here’s what Andre says about himself:
Andre has outgrown America. After living in Austria, he has moved to London. “London to me feels like what New York used to be; I like the creative edge here. And Londoners are go-getters. I like that. I want to be a part of the creative revolution happening here.” [full story]
 
Till Andre J returns to America, to paraphrase Lovecraft, “He remains that which lurks.”

Scarlett Johansson is trying to win an Oscar

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According to the newly published diaries of Mussolini’s mistress Clara Petacci, Mussolini got annoyed at people comparing him to Hitler. Mussolini is quoted as boasting in August 1938. “I have been a racist since 1921. I don’t know how they can think I’m imitating Hitler.” [full story]

Mussolini just told Hitler a killer guido joke

 The diaries bring to light how much his mistress loved and cared for him. Walter Audisio, who shot Mussolini, said, “I did not have the impression that I was shooting a human being.” He was surprised when Mussolini trembled. Benito Mussolini shouldn’t be remembered as an evil man. He should be remembered as just another dickhead in a silly hat.

I'm gonna get those Deltas for ruining Faber University

Never Trust Dudes who Dress Up

Pretty Good Prank

Putting the scepter in his dead hand is genius. It’s like a really high brow version of writing BITCH on your passed out friend’s forehead.
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Yup it's a Hitler Moustache at a Genocide Trial.

Improbably enough this Rwandan man, Idelphonse Nizeyimana, accused of creating the lists of Tutsis to be murdered, pleaded not guilty of genocide, cough, while wearing a Hitler moustache, or as he calls it, a Hip-ler.[full story]

I want to give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he doesn’t know what’s associated with the moustache. Maybe he’s just a fan a dictator closer to home, Robert Mugabe(see prev post)

He's a silent film buff who didn't pay attention in school

You can’t claim ignorance. The Hitler Moustache is probably number three on the list of recognizable images. Number 1 is the Atomic Bomb, Number 2 is Jordan’s Jumpman Logo, and Number 3 is the Chaplin/Hitler stache which you get to wear when you’re the most popular person in your country.
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From Riefenstahl's Photoshop

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The President of Senegal is building an gigantic monument in honor of the self proclaimed “African Renaissance”. The project is surrounded by a slum. You’d think you’d wait to build something like this till the amputation and gang rapes stopped:[full story]
 

Statues moved in, there goes the neighborhood

This is what the completed monument is supposed to look like:

13ft taller than the Eiffel tower and it's got way better abs and titties

Abdoulaye Wade, 83yr old president, said he wants 35% of any tourism profits because he came up with idea for the statue. Everyone knows he didn’t invent that statue, this artist did, check out his ”master p-$ez’s”:

I can't stop lifting babies

I googled strong black woman, the rest was easy.

Scatman Crothers loves the genre:

From the new Ethan Allen catalogue

This monument celebrates Africa’s liberation from “centuries of ignorance, intolerance and racism” with Africa’s current problems: staggering corruption and bugged eyed presidents:

President of Senegal, "Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?"

Uganda President Yoweri "Cocaine Eyes" Museveni

Mali President Alpha "Oooh Weee!" Oumar Konaré

Niger President Tandja Mamadou ready to tell the U.N. who stanks

Zimbawe President Robert Mugabe goes with the always understated Hitler moustache

Recently killed Guinea-Bissau President Joao Bernardo Vieira won the election in a bareknuckle brawl

Chad President Idriss "Trust Me" Deby

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Slovak sign Superior to Hungarian Sign

Steaks shed light on Mumia Case

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This is why fashion is the best. They can take any miserable situation and make it into an expensive trend. Check out Paul Smith with his new line inspired by Congolese fashion.
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I really appreciate this Makin’ Lemonade attitude. Here are my other favorite African fashion trends:

Shake up the office with a tank-tie-kalishnikov combo

For the mom that needs to Multi-Task

Liberian belief dressing like Tyler Perry's Madea makes you invincible

This kid is huge in Japan

Amputee Capris

Denim makes Metrosexual manly.

Loafers can really dress up a casual look.

For more on why child soldiers dress like ladies check out this article:
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For more on the naked guy, he is General Buck Naked. Leader of a child soldier army, ate a kids heart, and like all scumbags, now a Christian Preacher. He is the President of the End Time Train Evangelistic Ministries Inc. Alright dude, I guess so. I hope someone names their indie rock band End Time Train Evangelistic Ministries Inc.
[The Story of Gen. Buck Naked]
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Surprisingly this man had a racial incident outside an Atlanta Cracker Barrel. Correction, shockingly there was a racial incident outside an Atlanta Cracker Barrel.[full story] 

He probably knows a lady I met at a bar once, Cyndy with two “y”s, “you know like how skynrd does!” We’ve all met Cindi with an “i”, but I feel honored to have met Cyndy with two “y”s

I ain't, but my bicep is Free

I've never been more Pro-Landmine

It’s hard to think about someone who loves Nickelback so much they make Nickelback Fanart.
It’s even harder to think about a person, whose made so much Nickelback fan art, they want to help other people make Nickelback Fan Art. Follow the link to see how best to draw Nickelback Front Man Chad Kroeger: [How To Draw Nickelback]

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