Actual Caption, "The Nigga You Love To Hate"

Thats exactly how his dentist refers to him.

Actual Caption, "Yea my whole family throwed...welcome to tha choppa zone"

Dad gets the AK, the son gets the Tek, and Mom runs the house so she gets the knife and cash.

The world isn’t ready to fuck so he’ll settle for third base.

He’s a superhero who only helps himself.

Why does Mommy take so many slutty photos.

When you work the third shift you gotta get your game face on.

Mirror, mirror on the wall whose the wifey-est material of them all.

You are Candy Boo. Now please shatter me, I can’t live like this.

Black don’t crack, wiggers don’t bounce back.

Actual Caption, "Rodney & Tone With Drunk Unkle"

It ain’t a bbq without Uncle Larry hittin’ the dirt.

No I’m good just get me in the chair. Get me in my drinking chair.

Oh Larry, not again.

Whats going on buddy?

Yup, he just told me to fuck myself.

“I love you guys.” We know Larry, but you know you gotta go.

Lay down, we brought you your favorite tarp.

Not the truck. I’m not truck drunk. Let me to talk to Maria! Maaaarrriiaaa!

I pinky swear I won’t take out my dick.

Okay I won’t tell anybody that I know you.

We have nothing, lets steal something.

Actual Caption, "cola that shit fire i known dont hate"

You know she hate a bitch in Pepsi.

I’m not gonna tell him we can’t go to Six Flags.

It can really sneak up on you.

Puff, puff, love.

Actual Caption, "I WAS RAISED IN DA GUTTA"

That is freakin gangsta.

Are you hungry?

Did you wash your hands? Good.

Dinner is served. Cash with a side of Newports.

His favorite.

A napkin is always a good idea.

Otherwise you’re gonna make a mess.

One at a time.

And don’t talk with your mouth full!

When I was a teenager I liked to eat in my room.

Mom makes the best sandwiches.

The Dagwood.

When you’re money hungry, you need to buy groceries.

I ate the last stack!

Breakfast for dinner? Doesn’t really matter when all you do is eat money.

Frozen Food.

Bachelor pad money. He’s needs a good woman to cook his money.

Eating out is fun.

Try international cuisine.

It sucks when you gotta eat in your car.

Don’t eat in your bed, singles stuck get in the covers.

Money soup.

Chef tasting his work.

An apertif goes lovely with a money meal.

Or a nice Chianti.

If you’re invited to a potluck, you’re expected to bring something.

Besides, if there are leftovers you can always heat them up.

Sorry wrong room.

This picture would look a lot different if he was white.

Actual Caption, “we keep that white girl”

Social networking sites are a great way to get your content out there.

Actual Caption, "2pac & Monique, (Freaknic 93) I had no idea who he was"

How are you at Freaknic ‘93 and don’t know who Tupac is?

I will give you a million dollars for a Newport.

That first year after college can be really tough.

Actual Caption, "Cum Taste Da Rainbow!!!!"

Two loose canons, not enough bullets.

Actual Caption, "get paid u see it"

Tired of people thinking you don’t get paid? Get the $tackee, da shirt with money sleeves.

They’re huntin wabbits.