Dan Goodman Comedy

Stackness Protection Program

dan goodman — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 06:52:20 +0000

So rich his identity had to be concealed.

Monday Morning

dan goodman — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 04:55:11 +0000

I don’t want to go to work either.

VIP Funeral

dan goodman — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 04:54:42 +0000

Actual Caption, "MY NIGGA RATRAT rose gold king $$"

Cause you know Heaven’s got bottle service.

African Booty Masks

dan goodman — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 04:50:07 +0000

They ward off the evil spirits of bills and bench warrants.

The Greatest Generation

dan goodman — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 04:40:18 +0000

Actual Caption, "i go hard on a bitch like the mob on a snitch and i will not switch!"

They stand up for what they believe in.

Racist Tramp Stamp

dan goodman — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 04:30:22 +0000

He’s totally gonna get made fun of at the next rally.

Pack of Cigarettes

dan goodman — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 04:20:12 +0000

Actual Caption, "R.I.P. BURTAZZ...LOOKIN LIKE RAMBO BRO...LUV U NIGGA...WE MISSIN U & BRO DOWN HERE NIGGA BALTIMORE & O"

I swear he went out for a pack of cigarettes, I don’t know how he got into trouble.

Bad Dream

dan goodman — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 04:10:40 +0000

I don’t know whose it is, but I hope they wake up soon.

Iconz

dan goodman — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 15:48:37 +0000

St. Nicholas the Miracle Worker.

St. Stacks, making so much money it’s miraculous.

Pregnant Freaks

dan goodman — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 15:38:51 +0000

Actual Caption, "I'm Bringin Sexy Back...."

Nothing gets a man swoll like a swollen belly.

Actual Caption, "BABY MAMMA FINE NO STRECH MARKS."

She’s like a beautiful lily if it was tatted up and floating on a pond draped in black velor.

It’s peanut butter fetus time! Peanut Butter Fetus Time!

Actual Caption, "PREGNANT AND AT THE AFTER PARTY LOOKIN GOOD BITCH"

Fetuses can hear in the womb. If you don’t go to the after party, they’ll think you’re corny.

Click here to view the embedded video.

You know what time it is.

Peanut Butter Fetus! Peanut Butter Fetus! Peanut Butter Fetus with a baseball bat.

Actual Caption, "Draped Up And Dripped Out"

Tongue out for all the bitches who don’t know the 3rd trimester is da shit!

Skittles

dan goodman — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 03:40:44 +0000

Taste reality’s rainbow, bitch!

Mixtape in Heaven

dan goodman — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 03:20:48 +0000

R.I.P NU$$IE my nigga!!!!but we go keep u livin through this raw ass rap game!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May he sell CD’s to the angels, out the back of his cloud.

Thorough Racist

dan goodman — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 03:05:21 +0000

Swastika, white pride, confederate flag. He’s just covering all the bases.

Peas and Carrots

dan goodman — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 02:13:05 +0000

They go together like guns and a Shanequa shirt.

Snow Bunny

dan goodman — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 19:18:09 +0000

Meet user: “Snow Bunny with the $$$$”

I’m guessing she doesn’t give a fuck.

I’m guessing he doesn’t give a fuck either.

And that’s how you get a baby Snow Bunny.

Actual Caption, "HAVEING FUN AFTER SUMMER JAM"

Don’t worry though, she still doesn’t give a fuck.

Actual Caption, "OOOOPPPPzzz DROP IT LYKE ITz HOT!!!!!!"

Same outfit, same attitude.

The only difference is now she hangs out with moms her own age.

Working Man

dan goodman — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 19:00:14 +0000

Another day at the office.

Ghetto Pranks

dan goodman — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 11:53:13 +0000

Actual Caption, "dis nigga need jesus"

I’m not gonna write anything funnier than, “this nigga need jesus.”

Does Jesus fuck wit poopy niggas?

Thug Body Building

dan goodman — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 09:15:50 +0000

Skinny thugs don’t lift weights, they stuff cash.

Take pictures to record your stack gain.

In no time you’ll be able to fit those giant jean shorts you’ve always wanted to wear.

He’s gonna be a big strong money stuffed man some day.

Lil’ Orthodontic

dan goodman — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 09:10:41 +0000

I wouldn’t bring up the overbite.

King Midas

dan goodman — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 07:30:22 +0000

This used to be spaghetti.

But this dude is so fresh he eats bling likes it’s Boyardee.

Styrofoam and Gold, how you livin nigga!

Bad Roommate

dan goodman — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 20:31:08 +0000

You do the dishes nigga.

16 Fever Cocksucka

dan goodman — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 20:20:35 +0000

Actual Caption, "16 FEVER COCKSUCKA"

I have no idea what it means, and why it’s not a movie.

Coogi Funeral

dan goodman — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 20:00:16 +0000

So he can stay fresh for Eternity.

Looking For a Cheap Date

dan goodman — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 19:54:33 +0000

Jackpot!

Da Girl Next Store

dan goodman — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 19:51:39 +0000

Wigger. It can happen to anyone.

Ghetto Inspiration

dan goodman — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 06:52:32 +0000

Everyday you got to rise and $hine!

Faith Healing Hoe

dan goodman — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 06:08:16 +0000

After this lapdance he got up and walked.

Summer Diet Plan

dan goodman — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 05:50:52 +0000

I’m guessing looking like this will make you do this:

You gotta spend money on your health.

Gun Tattooz

dan goodman — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 05:30:53 +0000

I’m so bad even my tattoos will rob you.

The cops can’t take all of these guns.

Alot of women wouldn’t give this guy a blowjob. God bless the ones who do.

If she fucked the guy in the previous picture it would look like a stand-off.

This lower back is a no jizz zone.

Find the tiny gun and you’ve found the big problem.

Tada, nigga! I keep my shit like a rabbit in a hat.

Nipple Glock.

I actually believe this tattoo shot someone.

Gun Tattooz, some times it’s nice to just go to the store and point.

Progressive Parenting

dan goodman — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 04:42:27 +0000

Little girls don’t just have to play with Barbie dolls.