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Senegal Builds Blaxploitation Monument


The President of Senegal is building an gigantic monument in honor of the self proclaimed “African Renaissance”. The project is surrounded by a slum. You’d think you’d wait to build something like this till the amputation and gang rapes stopped:[full story]
 SENEGAL-MONUMENT

Statues moved in, there goes the neighborhood

Statues moved in, there goes the neighborhood

This is what the completed monument is supposed to look like:

13ft higher than the Eiffel tower and with way better abs and titties

13ft taller than the Eiffel tower and it's got way better abs and titties

Abdoulaye Wade, 83yr old president, said he wants 35% of any tourism profits because he came up with idea for the statue. Everyone knows he didn’t invent that statue, this artist did, check out his ”master p-$ez’s”:

I can't stop lifting babies

I can't stop lifting babies

I googled strong black woman, the rest was easy.

I googled strong black woman, the rest was easy.

Scatman Crothers loves the genre:

From the new Ethan Allen catalogue

From the new Ethan Allen catalogue

This monument celebrates Africa’s liberation from “centuries of ignorance, intolerance and racism” with Africa’s current problems: staggering corruption and bugged eyed presidents:

President of Senegal, "Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?"

President of Senegal, "Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?"

Uganda President Yoweri "Cocaine Eyes" Kaguta

Uganda President Yoweri "Cocaine Eyes" Museveni

Mali President Alpha "Oooh Weee!" Oumar Konaré

Mali President Alpha "Oooh Weee!" Oumar Konaré

Niger President Tandja Mamadou ready to tell the U.N. who stanks

Niger President Tandja Mamadou ready to tell the U.N. who stanks

Zimbawe President Robert Mugabe goes with these always understated Hitler moustache

Zimbawe President Robert Mugabe goes with the always understated Hitler moustache

Guinea-Bissau President Joao Bernardo Vieira won the election in a bareknuckle brawl

Recently killed Guinea-Bissau President Joao Bernardo Vieira won the election in a bareknuckle brawl

Chad President Idriss "Trust Me" Deby

Chad President Idriss "Trust Me" Deby

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