The President of Senegal is building an gigantic monument in honor of the self proclaimed “African Renaissance”. The project is surrounded by a slum. You’d think you’d wait to build something like this till the amputation and gang rapes stopped:[full story]
Statues moved in, there goes the neighborhood
This is what the completed monument is supposed to look like:
13ft taller than the Eiffel tower and it's got way better abs and titties
Abdoulaye Wade, 83yr old president, said he wants 35% of any tourism profits because he came up with idea for the statue. Everyone knows he didn’t invent that statue, this artist did, check out his ”master p-$ez’s”:
I can't stop lifting babies
I googled strong black woman, the rest was easy.
Scatman Crothers loves the genre:
From the new Ethan Allen catalogue
This monument celebrates Africa’s liberation from “centuries of ignorance, intolerance and racism” with Africa’s current problems: staggering corruption and bugged eyed presidents:
President of Senegal, "Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?"
Uganda President Yoweri "Cocaine Eyes" Museveni
Mali President Alpha "Oooh Weee!" Oumar Konaré
Niger President Tandja Mamadou ready to tell the U.N. who stanks
Zimbawe President Robert Mugabe goes with the always understated Hitler moustache
Recently killed Guinea-Bissau President Joao Bernardo Vieira won the election in a bareknuckle brawl
Chad President Idriss "Trust Me" Deby
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My beloved country Zimbabwe is weeping because of Robert Mugabe. I consider these days to be worst time ever since Mugabe took the control of Zimbabwe. I will not go into the details how corrupt our leaders are. Along with corruption they dont’t even care if poor people live or die.
Mugabe and his government have sold our country for few dollars and now our national interests are also on sale by him. After 30 years of rulling Zimbabwe Mr. Mugabe still wants to suck more blood out of Zimbabweans. When I think about the situation in Zimbabwe my heart really goes, looking at the necessity which Zimbabweans does not have, such a Sugar, Wheat flour, Electricity, Gas, Jobs, clean drinking water and there is huge list which goes on and on that Zimbabweans as a nation does not enjoy.
However, leaders of our beloved country have refused to give up the office and the power so some new leaders with strong ambitions can repair the damage which our country has suffered over the decades. Along with denial to give up powers our leaders have turned a blind eye to the problems of poor Zimbabweans and they are enjoying a lavishing life style.
I always wonder why Zimbabwe does not utilizes the young Zimbabweans to produce various items which can later be sold in the international market such as Airplanes, Fast Trains, Weapon and war technology and various other items. Leaders of Zimbabwe have pledged to neglect this nation and they are extremely busy filling their own pockets with stolen poor people’s money.
I pray to God that the injustice vanishes soon and we see a real and authentic leader who can lead us through prosperity and happiness. I belive the leaders of Zimbabwe have failed to look after our beloved country and they have also failed to show care. We as a nation should unite together and raise against the ignorance we face today. Thank you – Jon.