Archive for August, 2010

Lil Assassin

Sunday, August 22nd, 2010

The cutest thing you’ll ever see before you die.

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Now and Later

Sunday, August 22nd, 2010

It refers to when you’ll regret doing this.

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Hustle Chores

Saturday, August 21st, 2010

It’s important to guap the bed everyday.

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Super Star

Saturday, August 21st, 2010

Fuck a star, that ass is about to go supernova.

Super Star. What else do you call the biggest ass in the solar system.

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Where were you?

Saturday, August 21st, 2010

I was so worried. Don’t you know there’s people like me out there.

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CrackaJacks

Saturday, August 21st, 2010

I guess he wanted the one with Scarface DVD in it.

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BeastMaster

Saturday, August 21st, 2010

Everyone’s got guns on this page.

But who got scorpions on backup.

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Ghetto Beaver

Saturday, August 21st, 2010

Meet Sweet Tooth, da ghetto beaver.

If it’s green he’s biting it.

Never wear gold around a ghetto beaver. He’ll eat your shit like a Reese’s pieces.

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Coco

Saturday, August 21st, 2010

It’s only hot if she doesn’t know how to play the guitar. Otherwise, it’s gonna be two hours of some Indie Arie, Macy Gray bullshit.

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I don’t wanna go to bed

Friday, August 20th, 2010

Sleep can suck my dick.

I jump on beds whenever nigga!

Four reasons it’s not bedtime.

Uncle Pookie said I could stay up late.

If all these other niggas are staying up, I’m staying up too.

I’m up like Plaxico Burress.

You try sleeping in this mess.

Yeah I like Curious George and reading, so the fuck what.

I’ll go to sleep when you get me some muthafucking sheets!

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