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Raising a Freak

Teach your lil’ freak about how men and women do.

Actual Caption, "daddy's lil girl"

Thug it out in front of your baby and she won’t marry a bitch.

Actual Caption, "me and my oldest (damn is my thong out)"

You’re never too young to get low.

Actual Caption, "dontteach my neic that she grown enough"

As they age teach them more advanced techniques. It’s important to master the video ho.

Actual Caption, "yeah we sistas"

It’s just as accurate as a blood test.

Actual Caption, "get low bitchez"

If your daughters are white, don’t be afraid to raise them as freaks.

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Remember confidence can overcome a lot. There is a thug out there for every pasty petunia.

Despite your best efforts some freaks will rebel.

But if everything goes right…

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The cycle will start all over again.

(Keep a pole close by. The baby can feel it in the womb.)

Actual Caption, "we got talent yall!!!!haha my baby holdin me up!!!big ass belly!!!"

Actual Caption, "we got talent yall!!!!haha my baby holdin me up!!!big ass belly!!!"

You know that fetus is freakin’ somewhere right now. Believe Dat!

And thus the supply of freaks is ever replenished.

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