Lord Calvert

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

Release the hounds!

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Friday, January 22nd, 2010

Their younger sister is famous:

And obviously a lot smaller.

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Latch Key Kid

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

Strangers better check themselves. I ain’t going out like Dudley in a bike shop.

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Count Em Up

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

I got eight, count ‘em, eight people who actually want to talk to me.

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Ms. AK Bay-Bay

Friday, January 15th, 2010


I’d be so embarrassed if she killed me.

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Multi-tasking

Friday, January 15th, 2010

Keith Richards does the same thing when he plays guitar.

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Moment of Clarity

Friday, January 15th, 2010

Quiet. He’s having an epiphany while looking at a chick named Epiphany.

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Dads Are The Best

Friday, January 15th, 2010

Actual Caption, "DAD ACTIN A FOOL"

Aw man, my dad never went to tha club or acted a fool.

Actual Caption, "DAD BEFORE HE GOT LOCKED UP"

Oh I see.  I guess you don’t want your dad actin a fool. Wow, this is awkward. Sorry dude.

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First Aid Kit

Friday, January 15th, 2010

Nothing cools down third degree burns like a wet t-shirt contest.

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Be Concise

Friday, January 15th, 2010
I had just got out of the county from doing a four month bid, damn those twinkies, i aint this big anymore, but my ass is phat isnt it

Actual Caption, "I had just got out of the county from doing a four month bid, damn those twinkies, i aint this big anymore, but my ass is phat isnt it"

Wow. She really doesn’t understand how a caption works.

For more of her post-modern, heartbreaking work of staggering genius,  see below:

Actual Caption, "My mom looking beautiful and guess what guys shes single,, if you intrested let me know and i can hook it up"

I would’ve written:

’96 Nissan Maxima. Still runs great. Torn seat covers.

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