Actual Caption, "Me at the ritz on some pregnant shit.... I drop soon u HOES know what that mean!!!!! Straight Up"
“I drop soon.” It’s always good to refer to the birth of your child like it’s a rap album.
Actual Caption, "I was big and pregnant still killing you hoes"
She’s killing hoes like her unborn child’s future.
Actual Caption, "I WAS PREGNANT AND I WAS STILL KILLIN U HOES"
Same phrase, different lady, different city. I guess we’re all the same when we’re pregnant at the club.
Actual Caption, "I wAs PrEgNaNt @nd YOu HoEs sTiLl wAsEnT FuCkIn wIt mE"
Her shirt says Lucky. When you’re pregnant at tha club you’re gonna need some luck.
Actual Caption, "KILLIN U HOES GROWN & PREGNANT"
The phrase “grown and pregnant” is the retarded frosting on the completely messed up cake.
Don’t forget to pre-party:
Actual Caption, "No Stretch Marks..... Damn I look good... Look Betta then Them Not Pregnant Hoes... Say It Aint So!!!"
Next time I strike out with a woman at a bar I’m gonna call her a not pregnant hoe.
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Apparently not grown enough to know that red and yellow do not go together unless your name is Sir Ronald.
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