She took this picture to make her oven look smaller.

An automatic, cash, and no sleeves – that’s pure text book thuggin’.

She doesn’t give blowjobs, she just tells dicks to break themselves.

What nobody talks about is how much water they need to pour in her ass to make it grow.

The first gwap of the day is always the best.

I just hope he’s on safari.

So a nigga can fuck like Scrooge McDuck.

If you own this lamp you’re broke. How do I know? See below:

White people haven’t lived this badly since the Reconstruction period.

Consider my shit moved in.

Actual Caption, "Fuk how u pussy azz niggaz feel bout me i really dnt gv a fuk Fuck ya"

Judging by how he responds to criticism, I don’t think he’d be a good home makeover candidate.

He’s just happy because he got the slightly nicer model.

He won’t be comfortable till he gets a fresh shirt.

Please god, nobody pass him the ball.

There’s no way he’s not dead.