This is why you shouldn’t raise kids in the suburbs.

Jugga-cookies come in two flavors, Sugary Two Dope and Insane Clownut Butter.

In five years she’s gonna wish that cookie covered her whole face.

Sandcastles ain’t safe no more.

What hustlers get in the morning before they brush their teeth.

The pleasure is all mine bitch.

You and the couch are both gonna need a rubber.

Father, forgive me because I have thugged.

Actual Caption, "if u cant roll a crossblunt u aint no real smoker! Get ya blunt game up nigga!"

WWJR, what would Jesus roll.

It’ll be just three Hail Mary’s for killing your bitch ass.

Yo fuck the cross, Jesus is throwing it up West Side.

Holy or not, you’re gonna to listen to a guy with a tat-ed crown of thorns.

Like Paul on the way to Damascus, he just had a thug epiphany.

We all receive the sacrament in different ways.

Actual Caption, "last supper chain"

What better way to commemorate eating good.

You need both, it just depends which one you read first.

I don’t know if he’s religious or unsure.

Actual Caption, "BLACK JESUS WIT OOKIE LOCKS GET ON MY HYPE"

Were you there? Do you know for sure he didn’t have dreadlocks?

To get by with a neck tattoo, you definitely need a little luck.

Fear God? No fear guys who have a fear god face tattoo.

Some people think it’s free will, he thinks it’s prison tattoos.

Trust me he prays twice as much as you.

That’s the toughest Jesus ever. He’s doing a prison push up with the cross for extra weight.

He should pray because a lot of people are going to want to smack the back of his head.

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Thug-a-fix, the best way to promote your Christian rap album.

Actual Caption, "boss hog Forgive Me Jesus 4 My Sins!"

He’s trying to be Boss Hog in this world and the next.

Religion and thuggin, you need to teach em both from an early age.

Go ahead and blast a nigga. It’s Christianity, Jesus will forgive you.

They just escaped from a Maximum Security Prison for the criminally dope.

It sucks when someone on GhettoMyspace has significantly more money than you.

A Tat-onym is any word that takes on the opposite meaning when it’s tattooed on you.

E.g., “You know a bitch is broken when she has success tattooed on her neck.”

For more on a woman named success:

Sir I know you said you’re okay but the neighbors heard a lot of shouting.

Actual Caption, "me and illesha blowed as hell with da sawed-off"

See officer, we couldn’t be happier.