Eating alone doesn’t have to be a somber occasion.

When he gets to heaven he’s gonna give God his demo.

Actual Caption, "Mrs. FUCK U PAY ME"

That’s the difference, Mrs. Fuck U Pay Me takes her slutty photos in the kid’s room.

This is BJ. He’s about to confirm every stereotype about a juggalo.

Actual Caption, "Bj tryin to light a cigarette with a tazor"

BJ, for some reason, is going to light his cigarette with a taser.

Actual Caption, "Here is a close up of it"

There’s no way this can work.

This has to be the only time in our lives I’m wrong and BJ is right.

I guess those are their school colors.

Actual Caption, "high life"

I mean she’s not perfect but there’s no reason for them to be afraid.

Santa’s not the only one who has the holidays on lockdown.

This Christmas the residents of Whoville aren’t taking shit lying down.

Fuck milk and cookies, she’s trying to get paid.