Nothing gets a man swoll like a swollen belly.
She’s like a beautiful lily if it was tatted up and floating on a pond draped in black velor.
It’s peanut butter fetus time! Peanut Butter Fetus Time!
Fetuses can hear in the womb. If you don’t go to the after party, they’ll think you’re corny.

You know what time it is.
Peanut Butter Fetus! Peanut Butter Fetus! Peanut Butter Fetus with a baseball bat.
Tongue out for all the bitches who don’t know the 3rd trimester is da shit!
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LLS
Yuck to the highest level of yuckstivity
ohhhh boiiii!!!lol
They’re all 7-up lookin’!…And ashy!!….