Money Hungry

Are you hungry?

Did you wash your hands? Good.

Dinner is served. Cash with a side of Newports.

His favorite.

A napkin is always a good idea.

Otherwise you’re gonna make a mess.

Don’t stuff your face.

One at a time.

And don’t talk with your mouth full!

When I was a teenager I liked to eat in my room.

Mom makes the best sandwiches.

The Dagwood.

When you’re money hungry, you need to buy groceries.

I ate the last stack!

Breakfast for dinner? Doesn’t really matter when all you do is eat money.

Frozen Food.

Bachelor pad money. He’s needs a good woman to cook his money.

Eating out is fun.

Try international cuisine.

It sucks when you gotta eat in your car.

Don’t eat in your bed, singles stuck get in the covers.

Money soup.

Chef tasting his work.

An apertif goes lovely with a money meal.

Or a nice Chianti.

If you’re invited to a potluck, you’re expected to bring something.

Besides, if there are leftovers you can always heat them up.

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3 Responses to “Money Hungry”

  1. FloJo says:

    Gross don’t they know how dirty money is.

  2. Smackers says:

    WHAT THE FUCK is with stupid negroids acting like they EAT MONEY?

    Stupid, disgusting, childish, unsanitary, shallow, showoffish, immature, and plain NIGGER-FIED.

  3. LISTEN TO THE HATERS WHO COMMENTED ON HERE…THERE PROBABLY JUST CELEBRATING BECAUSE THEY CAME UP, THATS ALL, I THINK ITS CUTE. I WOULD DO SOMETHING MORE SEXY, BUT HEY. HONESTLY IT MUST BE NICE TO HAVE ALL THAT MONEY, AND THEY WERE SMART, BECAUSE THEY FOUND A WAY TO GET TO THE TOP…DONT HATE, AND DONT USE THE WORD NIGGER!PRETTY FUCKEN RUDE!!! IF YOUR GIRL LEFT YOU BECAUSE SHE WANTED A NICE BLACK MAN, THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU GOTTA HATE ON THE ONES YOU DONT KNOW! GOOD JOB GUYS, KEEP UP THE HARD WORK, AND KEEP GETTIN THAT COLD CASH!

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