Pregnant At Tha Club

Actual Caption, "Me at the ritz on some pregnant shit.... I drop soon u HOES know what that mean!!!!! Straight Up"

“I drop soon.” It’s always good to refer to the birth of your child like it’s a rap album.

Actual Caption, "I was big and pregnant still killing you hoes"

She’s killing hoes like her unborn child’s future.

Actual Caption, "I WAS PREGNANT AND I WAS STILL KILLIN U HOES"

Same phrase, different lady, different city. I guess we’re all the same when we’re pregnant at the club.

Actual Caption, "I wAs PrEgNaNt @nd YOu HoEs sTiLl wAsEnT FuCkIn wIt mE"

Her shirt says Lucky. When you’re pregnant at tha club you’re gonna need some luck.

Actual Caption, "KILLIN U HOES GROWN & PREGNANT"

The phrase “grown and pregnant” is the retarded frosting on the completely messed up cake.

Don’t forget to pre-party:

Actual Caption, "No Stretch Marks..... Damn I look good... Look Betta then Them Not Pregnant Hoes... Say It Aint So!!!"

Next time I strike out with a woman at a bar I’m gonna call her a not pregnant hoe.

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3 Responses to “Pregnant At Tha Club”

  1. Raze says:

    Apparently not grown enough to know that red and yellow do not go together unless your name is Sir Ronald.

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  3. ryant282 says:

    Wanna bet not one of these knocked up whores even knows who the babby daddy is?

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