I see Mrs. Claus so I guess that makes him Santa.
Who says he can’t have a Mrs. Claus and a Miss Claus?
I guess Santa has a side bitch too. You know leopard elves are da freaks.
It’s called the North Pole because it’s a strip club.
Watch out Christmas Eve, Santa is away and Ms. Claus is looking for someone to slide down her chimney and drop a present. She also wants her milk and cookies eaten. Plus she wouldn’t mind a clean shaven nigga.
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BARRRRRRRRFFFFF!
Oh my God- that fat, greasy, stanky, diseased, she-boon Niglet cave and HUGE disgusting ass……
Can you imagine the horrific smell?