Is that a Cop?
Maybe it’s a security guard?
Nope it’s a midget stripper.
Actual Caption, "Big Mac"
He’s called Big Mac, cause the name Midget Mac was taken. [click here]
Actual Caption, "LITTLE MAN BIG ASS..."
Midget booty, twice as much meat in half the space.
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I think the proper term is “Half-rican”!
I OWN A ADULT ENTERTAINMENT & TOY CO. WOULD LIKE FOR HIM TO PERFORM