It’s funny how much we’re gonna screw up this kid.

Actual Caption, "The Nigga You Love To Hate"

Thats exactly how his dentist refers to him.

Actual Caption, "Yea my whole family throwed...welcome to tha choppa zone"

Dad gets the AK, the son gets the Tek, and Mom runs the house so she gets the knife and cash.

The world isn’t ready to fuck so he’ll settle for third base.

He’s a superhero who only helps himself.

Why does Mommy take so many slutty photos.

When you work the third shift you gotta get your game face on.

Mirror, mirror on the wall whose the wifey-est material of them all.

You are Candy Boo. Now please shatter me, I can’t live like this.

Black don’t crack, wiggers don’t bounce back.

Actual Caption, "Rodney & Tone With Drunk Unkle"

It ain’t a bbq without Uncle Larry hittin’ the dirt.

No I’m good just get me in the chair. Get me in my drinking chair.

Oh Larry, not again.

Whats going on buddy?

Yup, he just told me to fuck myself.

“I love you guys.” We know Larry, but you know you gotta go.

Lay down, we brought you your favorite tarp.

Not the truck. I’m not truck drunk. Let me to talk to Maria! Maaaarrriiaaa!

I pinky swear I won’t take out my dick.