So rich his identity had to be concealed.

I don’t want to go to work either.

Actual Caption, "MY NIGGA RATRAT rose gold king $$"

Cause you know Heaven’s got bottle service.

They ward off the evil spirits of bills and bench warrants.

Actual Caption, "i go hard on a bitch like the mob on a snitch and i will not switch!"

They stand up for what they believe in.

He’s totally gonna get made fun of at the next rally.

Actual Caption, "R.I.P. BURTAZZ...LOOKIN LIKE RAMBO BRO...LUV U NIGGA...WE MISSIN U & BRO DOWN HERE NIGGA BALTIMORE & O"

I swear he went out for a pack of cigarettes, I don’t know how he got into trouble.

I don’t know whose it is, but I hope they wake up soon.

St. Nicholas the Miracle Worker.

St. Stacks, making so much money it’s miraculous.

Actual Caption, "I'm Bringin Sexy Back...."

Nothing gets a man swoll like a swollen belly.

Actual Caption, "BABY MAMMA FINE NO STRECH MARKS."

She’s like a beautiful lily if it was tatted up and floating on a pond draped in black velor.

It’s peanut butter fetus time! Peanut Butter Fetus Time!

Actual Caption, "PREGNANT AND AT THE AFTER PARTY LOOKIN GOOD BITCH"

Fetuses can hear in the womb. If you don’t go to the after party, they’ll think you’re corny.

You know what time it is.

Peanut Butter Fetus! Peanut Butter Fetus! Peanut Butter Fetus with a baseball bat.

Actual Caption, "Draped Up And Dripped Out"

Tongue out for all the bitches who don’t know the 3rd trimester is da shit!